I’ve been back in the States for two days and already have three requests for dates. One Jdate, one OkCupid, and one Match. Back to the salt mines!
Eating chulent* before a plane ride. I only ate a little and I’m regretting it.
*beans, barley, and beef slow cooked for 24 hours. It sits like lead in your stomach.
My dad walked in while I was listening to an excerpt of Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shaded of Grey. It was a particularly nasty part. Awkward.
I went on Match for the first time since being in Israel and was intensely disappointed by my matches. Actually, intensely is not a strong enough word. How can Jewish men differ so much from one country to another?
That restocked is auto corrected to testicles on my Kindle? I can’t say I’ve ever used that word on it.
So many attractive, tall men in Israel. That plus the amazing food and climate makes me wonder why I don’t spend more time here.