Must Love Traif
The diary of one girl's attempt to find a Jewish man who loves bacon as much as she does.
77339The End is Near
My Match subscription expires in a month and I won’t be renewing. I’m throwing in the towel with regard to online dating. After a year and a half of constant rejection, I need a break. I’d like to preserve what’s left of my self confidence. Of course, I’ll continue to peruse OkCupid because it’s such a spectacular gathering of degenerates that I am always amused. Sigh, I see a lot of romance novels in my future.
Am I Supposed to be Surprised and Amazed?
E Harm: Dudes on the Internet Will Try to Bang You Even if You Act Completely Batshit(via @Jezebel)
This guy is more awkward than me. He’s also super creepy looking. I think I’ll stick with the weather channel.
Feel Like Getting Hosed Down?
“Rescue Me” Fireman Singles Party
I would consider it if it weren’t so hot that my makeup would melt leaving me looking like the joker. Not an attractive look, I’ve been told.
Asking for a Virus (not just your computer)
I’ve started receiving emails from something called Fucbook. Here I thought things couldn’t get worse than okc. I stand corrected.
Welcome Back!
Just back from Paris (a few lbs heavier) and was beyond thrilled to have an OKC message from a guy who looked like a stick figure and was leaning against a silver impala. Thinking of getting back on the plane.
Lose Lose Situation
I don’t know what’s worse, no one messaging me or men who are so far outside my parameters there’s no chance in hell I’d ever be interested.
